After his accomplished year of taking home the BCS championship trophy, and being the youngest recipient of the Heisman award, Florida State QB Jameis Winston has decided to take on another role outside of sports; and that's to be the next crab bandit!
According to a report released by SBNation.com, Jameis was issued a misdemeanor citation on Tuesday for allegedly stealing crab legs from a local Publix super market. *Inserts on my back and rolling around laughter here*
An insider, who's close to the Tallahassee Police Department, disclosed to Tomahawk nation that Winston's offense is a minor one, and will likely get erased off his record if he cooperates by completing his sanctions.
This isn't the first time Jameis has been in the spotlight for theft. In 2012, the QB was allegedly involved in a BB gun fight at Burger King where packages of ketchup mysteriously vanished from the scene.
Wait...ketchup isn't free?
Hopefully this embarrassment will cause him to sit down for a little while. Oh, and Jameis? The next time you get a craving for crabs, GO TO JOE'S!
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