Sunday, June 8, 2014

Tichina Arnold To French Montana: I'm Classy And You're Trashy!


Now THIS ladies and gentleman, is how you properly read somebody. Feel free to take notes...

Recently, actress Tichina Arnold, famously known for her role on the hit comedy television series Martin, was caught in a bit of a shade throwing war on Instagram by rapper French Montana.

A few short weeks ago, the Moroccan rapper took to his Instagram to post his thoughts on Tichina's choice of wardrobe (and lack of makeup) with the below pic, along with a caption that read, "I wish Martin could see this right now. He would tear her a%s up."



But not so fast Mr. Postman! After Pam caught word that somebody other than Martin was aiming for shots, she also went to social media, and gave French Montana a "D#mmmn Gina!" moment.

In a lengthy, yet hands down classy and sassy response, Tichina expressed her distaste for the rapper's comments, and gave a bit of advice to someone she only recognizes as a love interest to reality starlet Khloe Kardashian:

“Man oh man. Mr. Montana, I've perused (read through with thoroughness and care) your #instagram profile description, pictures & posts... but despite my determined effort, I STILL don't have a CLUE to one very simple question... "Who ARE you?".. I mean other than reading that you've dated a Kardashian, and you seem to enjoy taking extraneous pictures with LEGITIMATE celebrities, I'm baffled (perplexed, confused) as to WHO you are & WHAT you actually DO? How do you contribute to society? What do you do to HELP those in need? What philanthropic works have you done? Are you on the board of any charitable organizations? Do you posses your own charitable organization? Do you own your name? How many of your followers are actually REAL followers and not computer generated? Oh.. And one other thing, if you are gonna post or repost things about other people (such as myself). FYI: Maybe you should put more effort into aligning yourself with people who can ASSIST you with building your brand for longevity, only THEN will you be prepared to (as your boy Martin would so clearly put it) "Stomp with the big dogs". But either way, I'm pleased to know you are a true fan of the Martin show despite what criticisms you have. Your continued support is proof that for over 30 years, I have CONTRIBUTED something of VALUE on television to many people (including yourself) and many generations and hopefully more to come. Hit me up and maybe I can hook you into individuals who have "Serious Inquiries" regarding hiring you. I just need to know what exactly it is that you are SELLING, because unfortunately, I STILL don't know. Keep your head up & GOD Bless! TICHINA ... Oh! One more thing, if you know of anyone who has an auto immune disease such as #Lupus, go check out my 501c3 organization at www.wewinfoundation.org- Unfortunately thousands of women (and men) battle with this constant life threatening #autoimmune #disease everyday. It would be AMAZING if you made a donation instead of losing 40k in one on one basketball bets with your cohorts. Your positive & monetary support would be GREATLY appreciated. Thank you for your time.”

Well alrighty then Frenchy! I guess that was your cue to have a seat!

Don't you just love when somebody can check the stank out of a tyrant, while still managing to hold on to their dignity? No cursing, no bashing; just pure unadulterated "don't come for me unless I send for you" fun. French baby...on this one, we're gonna have to go with a "man down."




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