Kim Kardashian: My Nude Photos Aren't Porn If I Approve! (Video Inside)

"I don't want people to be like, 'all she's good for is being naked.'" - Kim Kardashian

My, how things can change in the blink of an eye when high fashion duty calls...

For the past 24 hours (and counting) the internet has been buzzin' and servin' up nothing but news on Kim Kardashian's latest oil spill. For those of you who haven't been on the internet lately, or who wear headphones into work to avoid office chatter, or simply may not have eyes, Kim heated up Instagram timelines around the world last night by uploading an oiled up nude backside shot of herself from her latest magazine shoot with the hashtag #BreakingTheInternet.

And this evening, of course the hashtag still lives on. Earlier, Paper magazine released their full cover story on the reality starlet titled, "No Filter: An Afternoon With Kim Kardashian," and from looking at the newly revealed images there was no filter indeed!

In the article, Mrs. West gets candid about all things Kardash...No wait, she opens up about her...actually no, that's not it...The truth of the matter is, we don't know what she discussed nor do we care and won't EVER know what she discussed all thanks to the images that were associated with the mag!

Ah yes, the images! The real topic of discussion. Not the fact that she managed to triumph over her infamous Ray J. tape, or her ability to create a multi-million dollar empire off of just being a breathing human being. Or even her getting married for the third time and becoming a new mother!? No, none of this really matters because of the obvious desire to "break the internet".

Ya know, it seems like it was only yesterday Kim was ready to fire her entire team after finding out naked pics of herself would be showcased in the then latest issue of W magazine.

On this particular episode of KUWTK, Kimmy was shown spazzing out in front of millions when viewing images of herself dressed in nothing but silver paint while pouting, "I'm so mad right now. This is serious porn...I feel so taken advantage of, they promised me I'd be fully covered." She then added, "I'm never getting naked again. Whoever is running my ish is f##ked up and I'm just gonna fire everyone."

...Can somebody go get me the blank stare emoji please!?

And just so we're clear on what being naked is. This is naked?



And this is not?

Oh. Ok. Blink.blink...

Check out Kim's reaction to nudity 3 years ago below:

Check out my initial reaction to Kim's nudity today:


For the record, let me say she has a great body. And for any of my other thoughts on this spread please refer to the above video. Good day.