"Billie Jean is not my lover! She's just a girl, who thinks that I am the one. But the kid is not my son!"
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If you haven't been given the tea on the latest Michael Jackson mystery child
In the past few days, a 31-year-old man by the name of Brandon Howard has come forth claiming he's the long lost son of pop icon Michael Jackson. Brandon, who is the son of singer Miki Howard, and also an aspiring singer (who goes by the stage name B. Howard), recently agreed to give a DNA sample to an off the wall testing company to show the world that "the kid" may definitely be Michael's son.
The results, which were revealed Thursday on Alki David's FilmOn.com website, alleged that there's a great chance the "Thriller" singer could in fact be the father of Howard.
But somewhere in the musical heavens Michael Jackson is saying, "Not so fast! Beat it!"
According to TMZ, the paternity test, which did not include names of the test subjects, or the name of a testing lab, is none other than hocus pocus bogus! So bogus, that the logo from the so-called DNA testing lab was ripped from the movie "Terminator Salvation."
While doing a reverse image search, the logo was also spotted on promotional T-Shirts for the terminator movie.
I'm guessing by this point, we can call on Maury to re-read the test results..."A lie detector test was taken to prove whether or not you are the child of Michael Jackson, and the results determined THAT WAS A LIE!"
A-List fun fact: In an interview done in 2011, Howard revealed he grew up with the Jackson's and was inspired heavily by the King Of Pop.
Watch B. Howards Michael Jackson impersonated video, "Dance Floor" below.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh...hey guys...you caught me off guard. So, what do ya think?
Michael's son, or crazed stalker family friend?
Update: B. Howard recently posted a video to his Facebook page to comment on the recent drama. Watch what he had to say about all of this below.
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