Cha Ching!: Dr. Dre Set To Get $3 Billion From Apple, Inc.

*Cues Bruno Mars* "I wanna be a billionaire, sooo freaking bad, buy all of the things I never had. I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine, smiling next to Oprah and the queen."

There's a new sheriff Dr. in town, and his name is Dre...

One of the biggest deals in history for rapper/producer turned mogul Dr. Dre is about to take place, and if everything goes as planned, the Beats co-creator will become a billionaire within the next week!

It's been reported that Andre Young, better known as Dr. Dre, is in last stages of closing out a major $3.2 billion deal with mega electronics brand Apple, Inc! *Passes out here*

Last night, the rapper was spotted turnin' up over the news, while looking into a camera with R&B singer Tyrese saying, "The first billionaire in hip hop...right here, from the West Coast!"

This would be Apple's largest deal ever, and would also play as a lifesaver for the multinational brand, who's sales have dwindled significantly due to competition like Samsung, Google, and Microsoft blowing them out of the water.

Apple and Beats have been reached for comment, but have yet to respond.

In the meantime, we'll be over here singing, "Ain't nothing but a G. thang baaaby...Death Row...Apple Brand is the label that paaaays me!"

Side note: Is there anybody else envisioning Dr. Dre. walking the streets to the below song? I thought so. Congrats!