Jay Z And Solange: We've Moved On And So Should You!

Well folks, there's nothing to see here (As if we all thought any differently)...

The PR firm family has finally spoken, and this day has officially been declared national make up with your sibling day!

Earlier today, big brother Hov, feisty little sister Solange, and stand to the side before I get my head knocked off  Bey released a joint statement letting fans and haters alike know that despite the kicking, and slapping you all witnessed in the Standard hotel elevator, everything's good!

In the statement Beyoncé says, "Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred. They both acknowledge their role in this private matter that has played out in the public. They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family."

And to cancel out any rumors of Solange being drunk off her hinny as a result of the fight, the statement dismisses this as being the case.

 "The reports of Solange being intoxicated or displaying erratic behavior throughout that evening are simply false. At the end of the day families have problems and we're no different...We love each other and above all we are family. We've put this behind us and hope everyone else will do the same."

So wait...Solange just acts like that without having anything in her system? *cricket, cricket*

Oh well, another Carter-Knowles family scandal bites the dust! We will never ever, EVER know what happened.