Saturday, January 18, 2014

Justin Bieber: Sizzurp Is My Drink Of Choice


"Sippin on some sizzurp, sip sippin on some sip, sippin on some sizzurp..."- Three 6 Mafia

 Attention all Beliebers, drugs are bad. Very bad. Mmm'kay?

It's been reported that the Bieb's has found a new and improved drink to help spruce up his life, and it's not something you can get at your local grocery market.

According to TMZ Justin Bieber has become a fan of the recreational drink syrup; or as Three 6 Mafia likes to call it, sizzurp. Orrrr as people of today refer to it; lean.

Sources claim Justin enjoys his favorite drink so much (made with codeine, promethazine, sprite and a Jolly Rancher) that he's been urged to go to rehab.

Apparently that's not the only drug Bieb and his clique have been using. Prescription pills including Xanax, in addition to alcohol and weed are also on the singer's to do list as well.

Although Bieber has allegedly taken up this new habit, there is one drug the teen refuses to use and that's cocaine. Sources tell TMZ that he does NOT do this kind of drug and has never done so in his life.

...Well thank goodness he only pops pills and sips on beverages that are known for causing seizures! If it had been cocaine, that would've been a complete upset, but it's not so hallelujah! (cricket...cricket...)

Somebody...please give me a call when they bring the Jesus loving Ellen DeGeneres looking Bieber back. Apparently I'm too old to stay around for this type of foolery. Nevertheless, we're all young and dumb at one point...

via TMZ

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