(You Gotta Be Kidding Me) George Zimmerman: I Want To Be A Celebrity Fighter!

WARNING! Creeper Alert!...

By now I'm sure that everyone has caught wind of the news that broke yesterday regarding our good murderer friend George Zimmerman's next venture; and if ya just so happened to have missed it, then you've come to the right place.

According to TMZ the infamous celeb wants to take his fighting antics to the next level and start quarrels professionally (I can't deal right now as I'm typing. This is pure comedy).

Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman introduced the challenge, offering Curious George money to step into the ring with anybody ready and willing.

 Where do I even begin with this? I mean...do I even begin with this? I guess if you want to take out some frustrations without any legal repercussions then you can give it a shot. In fact, one celebrity already agrees that it's a brilliant idea.

Rapper The Game told TMZ, "I would box him to knock him out. I would definitely take pleasure in it.  It's legal, and I want to show him you can solve your disputes without a weapon."

The fight is scheduled for March 1st, and Georgey Worgey's proceeds will be donated to a charity of his choice. *Places side-eye here.